Go walk by yourself.

Walking seams to be overrated these days. I walk every day, sometimes i don't stop for 30 minuets.
I walk:

• Forward
• Backward
• Left
• Right
• Up and down stairs
• Up and down inclines
• On racking
• Shelving
• Tables

I jump as well, but not allot.

Have I:

• Lost weight
• Regrown hair
• Stopped smoking
• Increased sperm count

No...

Have I helped the earth, no. Would you like to be walked on, no. Then stop telling me to walk, because i do. Just because I'm fat, dose not mean I'm a lazy fuck.

Hate - you.